Silly scientist say e-mail make stupid. Me say him stupid! E-mail friend! Me e-mail all the time and me witty...urbane!! Me totally urbane. Went to number 918 best high school in country! Scientist say e-mail make stupider than smoke pot! That unpossible. Pot make sleepy, make laugh at Saved By the Bell and Scrubs.
Just last night went to smart art opening. Curator friend. Much conceptual art! Only hurt to think a little, though. Appreciated art in deep and meaningful way! Drank wine. Now head hurt.
Me say mister scientist stick to what you know: funny white coat, cuddly white mice, glass for making little things look like big things, and falsifying results to obtain lucrative government funding.
(Yes, me know similar in tone to this. You not outsmart me. Maybe you try turn criticism inward for change.)
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